For whatever reason, Jeff wanted to look for software engineering work in Australia, and was filling out an immigration application for Australian citizenship. Being the kind of smartass that he was, he showed me the section where the questionnaire asked "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
To which he scrawled in his reply: "I didn't realize that was still a requirement."
Presumably, he sent a more politically correct answer in his application form he actually mailed in.
Though with Jeff, you never know.
To the pervs on LJ (you know who you are), a handy guide for boffing teenagers around the world and staying out of jail: Age of Consent Index.