No good thing is free.
So I'm on my lunch break and buying a smoothie from Jamba Juice when I notice a long-haired twentysomething woman staring at me. When our eyes meet, she smiles for a lingering moment, then goes back to her paper.
Cool. Normally, my desirability to hot women is defined by the function:
Desirabilitypjammer = [distance from pjammer's address] x [level woman's involvement in her existing relationship]
As I leave with my smoothie, she stands up, extends her hand and says "Hi, I'm Judi,"
Immediately, my 'Cult-recruiter/Amway-hoser' warning klaxon begin shrieking in my head: AWOOOOOOOGA! AWOOOOOOOGA! AWOOOOOOOGA!
"... and I'm a talent scout with the Options Talent Agency. Here's my card. I noticed you from the parking lot and I wanted to invite you to our office for an interview and test shot, if you're interested."
"Uh ... sure." I reply as I take her business card, more than a little surprised she picked out my scruffy, unshaven face out of the crowd. (Then again, I'm Chinese so "scruffy" should probably be considered a relative term.)
"Check us out on the web www.otalent.com ... we represent models and actors in a wide range of fields and I'd love to see you in our office."
Damn. Just when I think my life can't get any weirder, it does.
Should I call her back?
PS: Been surfing through oTalent.com ... seems like a legit shop. Will do some more targeted google searches to see exactly what they're all about. Anybody have any experience with this organization?