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Mister Cranky

Mister Cranky is one of the most consistent sources of comically vicious, Hollywood-skewering movie reviews. Mr Cranky is updated every Friday, and offers a handly archive indexing hundreds of rants.

It's hard for me to write the following sentence, but I'm just going to steel myself and type it: Chris Klein is like Keanu Reeves without any talent. There. I've said it. Frankly, I have a hard time even comprehending that sentence and its terrible implications. I look at it and I start to feel the fifth dimension caving in on me. I don't think it's a sentence that was ever meant to be written. It somehow defies the bounds of reality. Yet, it's true.

- Mr. Cranky's review of Rollerball.

Mr. Cranky
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