"Dodge this" is a party game that should only be played sober - even trained Agents have a hard time avoiding supersonic 185-grain bullets when they're drunk off their asses.
... and a thank-you to wisteria for this gem:
... ‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ I said in a timid voice.
‘No but I can,’ he said. ‘The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them ...