Oh my God, this War on Terrorism is gonna RULE. I can't wait until the war is over and there's no more terrorism.
I know! Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War on Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs any more? It'll be just like that!
Right! God, if only the War on Drugs hadn't been so effective! I could really use some marijuana right now!
If you could say one thing to God, what would it be?
"Thank you for the healing gift of religion! Monotheistic religion has always brought out the best in us humans; thank you so much for the idea of a vengeful supernatural entity who rewards people in the afterlife. That makes a LOT of sense!"
- Get Your War On
(warning: may not be appropriate for children)