But lately, I've experienced a noticable drop in my right eye's extreme tracking range. Left eye is holding steady at 20/20, but my right eye is probably slipping ... perhaps to a 20/40. I called up an eye doctor for an examination. Hm.
You know - if they find that indeed only one eye needs corrective lenses, I hope I can convince them to prescribe me a monacle.
Then, I would just be a Persian cat away from being a villian in a James Bond movie.
jamesbond: Do you expect me to talk?
pjammer: No, Mister Bond - I expect you to die!
Hm. Maybe not.