In the meantime ... some of you may remember that I was hired to model for a Microsoft commercial about three months ago; the advertisement is online at the 'China' section of the Microsoft website (click on the top box of the 'map' and then scroll to the right).
Screencap for the lazy or Chinese-illiterate:
Whoo, the camera adds ten pounds, don't it? HA!
Back to work.
Edit: Caption contest. Create thought-bubbles/word balloons for the people in the advert!