ezekiel's chariot - 張敦楷 (pjammer) wrote,
ezekiel's chariot - 張敦楷
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Bash.org

Ever wonder if your incriminating conversations on IRC would be archived for the cruel amusement of others?

Your worst fears are displayed for the entertainment of strangers at Bash.org

So now that I've wasted an entire morning laughing until I was gasping for air, I shall pass the Bash.org quotesfile link along.

Excerpts:

Quote #21847
Pat_The_Bunny: my dad is such a pimp
Spacechimp: ROFL what?
Pat_The_Bunny: back in the day....he had these red satin sheets that are currently on my bed
Spacechimp: um
Pat_The_Bunny: so he walks into the room...
Pat_The_Bunny: and pats the sheets
Spacechimp: lol
Pat_The_Bunny: and says, "you should see how good these sheets look with two blondes between them"
Pat_The_Bunny: i cant sleep now


Quote #6562
skrike: I think the people above me are having sex
skrike: either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.


Quote #5273
erno: hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.


Quote #9322
tag: Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ouroboros: Ok.
tag: |     .
Ouroboros: .    |
tag: |  .
Ouroboros:    . |
tag: | .
Ouroboros:      | .
Ouroboros: Whoops


Quote #1731
outcaste: When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
outcaste: They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone


So.

Any quotes you goobers found that were particularly amusing?
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