ezekiel's chariot - 張敦楷 (pjammer) wrote,
ezekiel's chariot - 張敦楷
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WC3.exe

So.

Which LJ user spent seven hours last night playing the not-yet-officially-released-to-the-public WarCraft 3: Reign of Chaos? Not you, obviously.

Ye gods, I am such a geek. All right - must return to work.

Will try to post something substantive tomorrow. :)

PS: Since I'm in a gamer-geek mood - thought I'd pass along a link to jaffo's hysterical review of another Blizzard game, Diablo 2, Parody of Destruction.

excerpt:
JAFFO: So, Lienne, tell me the truth. You Rouges, you're all lesbians, right? It's okay, you can tell me.

LIENNE: I said I don't want to talk about it.

JAFFO: 'cept for Charsi. Charsi swings both ways, but the rest of you, huddled in that Monastery with nothing but women and demons for thirty miles. You guys aren't just knitting and taking target practice in there. C'mon, I'll understand.

LIENNE: Dammit, I don't want to talk about it!

JAFFO: You don't have to tell me, I know you're gay. You know how I know? Because we've been on the road together for three months and you've never once given me the eye.

LIENNE: And because I don't want you, I have to be lesbian, is that it?

JAFFO: Well, sure. I mean, look at me. I'm tall. I work out. I've got great stamina. Why wouldn't you want me?

LIENNE: You also sleep with wolves and go weeks without bathing. You think that might have something to do with it?

JAFFO: Yeah, whatever. Make all the excuses you want, but if you ever decide to try men again, you know where to find me.

LIENNE: Yeah, under a pile of wolves. God forbid you spend an evening near books or water.
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