Oracl3 (12:02:38 PM): I know you're pjammer. hang on. brb
Oracl3 (12:04:41 PM): Ok. Back. Sorry.
pjammerHK (12:04:59 PM): So you're the Oracle?
Oracl3 (12:05:11 PM): Bingo. Not quite what you were expecting, hm?
pjammerHK (12:05:29 PM): So if you're the real Oracle, what's with the AIM login of Oracl3?
Oracl3 (12:05:33 PM): Uh-huh. And I suppose you also think that AIM buddy name "Neo" hasn't been taken already.
pjammerHK (12:05:29 PM): Oh. Right. Point taken.
Oracl3 (12:05:39 PM): I'd ask you to switch over to ICQ, but you're not going to anyway.
Oracl3 (12:05:45 PM): Well, let's take a look at you.
Oracl3 (12:06:41 PM): Yum. You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
pjammerHK (12:06:43 PM): Who?
Oracl3 (12:06:45 PM): Not too bright, though. :)
pjammerHK (12:06:55) PM): ...
pjammerHK (12:08:49 PM): Still there?
Oracl3 (12:08:53 PM): Hold on, hold on. I'm reading your profile.
Oracl3 (12:09:03 PM): Hm. Now I'm supposed to say "Well that's interesting but ..." Then you're supposed say-
pjammerHK (12:09:15 PM): 'But what?'
Oracl3 (12:09:20 PM): But you already know what I'm going to say.
pjammerHK (12:09:33 PM): Will you cut it out with your stupid mind-games already and give me a straight answer for once?!!
Oracl3 (12:09:39 PM): LOL
pjammerHK (12:09:53 PM): I'm not the One, am I?
Oracl3 (12:09:59 PM): Sorry kiddo. You've got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something.
pjammerHK (12:10:05 PM): Waiting for what?
Oracl3 (12:10:09 PM): Who knows. The next-generation 4-GHz Athlon processors, maybe.
pjammerHK (12:11:20 PM): Yrrgh.
Oracl3 (12:10:32 PM): Don't worry about it. As soon as you close this AIM window, you'll start to feel better. You'll remember that you don't believe in any of this fake crap. You're in control of your own life, remember?
Oracl3 (12:10:36 PM): Here, download this cookie Oracl3 wants to send goldmembrshp.txt (12:10:36 PM).
pjammerHK recieved c:\download\Oracl3\goldmembershp.txt
Oracl3 (12:10:58 PM): Open the file and do a 'Save As' into your c:\Windows\Cookies folder. This will give you Gold Club membership access to high-quality pr0n movie clips at premierlesbianmidgets.com without a credit card or any membership dues. I promise you: by the time you've finished downloading your first MPEG file, you'll feel right as rain.
pjammerHK (12:11:13 PM): Gee. Thanks. Come for the prophecy, stay for the pr0n.

Oracl3 signed off at 12:11 PM.