On a whim, I've let things go a bit and am bemused that a somewhat plausible goatee has emerged. I'll likely shave it off before Xmas, but until then - your thoughts?
I normally like goatees, and it works for you.
I normally dislike goatees, but it works for you.
I normally like goatees, but it doesn't work for you.
I normally dislike goatees and, guess what, now you're just another mope I want to strangle.